有些男人為什麼寧要狗而不要老婆?1. The later you come home the more your dogs are to see you.你愈晚回家牠越興奮2. Dogs don't notice if you call them 酒店工作by another dog's name.你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不覺得有甚麼3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.你撒得滿地都是牠很高興4. A 酒店打工dog's parents never visit.牠的父母永遠不會來訪5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.你提高嗓子強烈表態牠不會反感6. 酒店兼職You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.你永不需要等呀等的,狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門7. Dogs find you amusing when 室內設計you're drunk.你喝醉了狗狗覺得你很有趣8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.狗狗很喜歡打獵和釣魚9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 裝潢'If I died, would you get another dog?'狗狗不會半夜把你推醒問你若牠死了,你會不會找另外一條狗?10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad and give 室內裝潢them away.狗狗生了孩子你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不室內設計會說你變態12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道不但不會生氣還裝潢會覺得很有趣13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.狗狗很喜歡坐小貨車的後座And last, but not .最後,但很重要:14. If a dog leaves, it 室內裝潢won't take half of your stuff.狗狗離開你時絕不會分掉你的家財呢!


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