目前日期文章：201308 (3)
- Aug 26 Mon 2013 22:12
宮第{13}集
- Aug 17 Sat 2013 19:24
4/11 皇家球場_等好久篇~
4/11 皇家球場_等好久篇~今天來到明德水庫旁的_皇家球場~我們好久沒來了~因為太遠了~好幾位朋友看房子都迷路了~左起TONY~哈哈~在"偷偷"縮肚子~再來又是TONY(東哥~是這球場的MEMBER)~>>本土地買賣來要湊成"TONY隊"的~可是TONNY 大哥放我鴿子~沒來也不打個電話~我打了好幾通也沒人接永慶房屋~~下次不克前來未告知者要罰款NTD 500~做人要守信用啊~若是你被放鴿子一定也會不高興吧~左三 住商房屋OLIVER~右一 MICHAEL~1st 參加囉~今天又是大塞車~大家都在會館聊天~等了1小時左右才開球~真是太太平洋房屋誇張了~左起 ERIC~又是OLIVER~ROCK~發哥~好久沒看到CASH大哥&韓國朋友TONY了~大家在喝咖啡~提神東森房屋~因為等太久了~都"冷掉了"~左起SHERMAN~很久沒看到了喔~有一天我心血來潮~GOOGLE一下21世紀房屋仲介~沒想到卻是我的學長ㄋㄟ~ 學長好囉~ FAN~已經等的不耐煩了~臉色有點~@#$%%~我就一直跑去出發站有巢氏房屋~叫他們"快一點"~一定要讓他們這組先出去~ TONY~連續2次都有參加囉~我在練習場會遇到好房網他~所以順便邀約他~一起來打球~看他笑的多開心啊~ HUNTER 竟然看起報紙了~我想下次應該不會再來澎湖民宿了~
- Aug 09 Fri 2013 13:52
有些男人為什麼寧要狗而不要老婆？
有些男人為什麼寧要狗而不要老婆？1. The later you come home the more your dogs are to see you.你愈晚回家牠越興奮2. Dogs don't notice if you call them 酒店工作by another dog's name.你錯喊另外一頭狗的名字牠也不覺得有甚麼3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.你撒得滿地都是牠很高興4. A 酒店打工dog's parents never visit.牠的父母永遠不會來訪5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.你提高嗓子強烈表態牠不會反感6. 酒店兼職You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.你永不需要等呀等的,狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門7. Dogs find you amusing when 室內設計you're drunk.你喝醉了狗狗覺得你很有趣8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.狗狗很喜歡打獵和釣魚9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 裝潢'If I died, would you get another dog?'狗狗不會半夜把你推醒問你若牠死了,你會不會找另外一條狗？10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad and give 室內裝潢them away.狗狗生了孩子你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不室內設計會說你變態12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道不但不會生氣還裝潢會覺得很有趣13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.狗狗很喜歡坐小貨車的後座And last, but not .最後,但很重要:14. If a dog leaves, it 室內裝潢won't take half of your stuff.狗狗離開你時絕不會分掉你的家財呢!
